Misunderstood lyrics. A fabulous source of entertainment. Here's a good one...

Actual lyric:
"If he was a month, he'd be a breezy May or June."

Misunderstood lyric:
"If he was a monk, he'd be Afee Sae Mae Ho-Jun."

Perception is everything.

Testing. Testing. One, two, three.

Uhm... Hello. My name is, uh, Deb and this is what I look like. Cough

The following quotes are entirely applicable to me:


"I'm an artist, so I'm in a constant state of flux." -Marylin Manson.

"Is there a pound of weed in my bag? Hey, I don't know. But I'm not going to say that there isn't." -Chris Rock

"I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours." -Bob Dylan

"Someday people are totally gonna quote me. Like, fer really." -Yep. That one's all mine.