E-bay Has Made Me A Winner
Why is it that winning on e-bay is so thrilling? Am I going to become an addict? I mean, as we speak I have 2 different wins being delivered to me and it's exciting... Products that are going to make my computer a happier friend to work with. Winning on e-bay is going to make my life a better place. I'll be able to shut myself off from the rest of the people in the bubble where I live in (some people might call it a community) and just check my e-mail and read about current events and talk to people through messenger and win more stuff on e-bay. A friend and I were looking for clothes and found some pretty cool stuff. I don't have to buy crap in the shops! I could even start placing orders at the Tesco website and have them deliver it so I would never have to leave my room. Like ever. And I wouldn't be completely anti-social; I have a room mate. And if she gets a wireless card, SHE can stay in the room all day long and order stuff from Tesco and e-bay and we can talk to each other on MSN messenger and look at cool clothes together and leave messages on each other's blogs! Maybe I'll meet someone online and get a virtual marriage certificate and once we collect enough money in our joint Paypal account I can move halfway across the world to Micronesia, or whever my on-line dreamboat is from, and I'll take my computer with me; a change of scenery would do us both some good, I think. Carry on from inside a set of 4 new walls with my new marriage-Messenger buddy who will always be on-line when I need him.
This is how Shut-Ins are born, isn't it?