Pimpin' Padraig

We celebrated Padraig's 30th birthday this week end. He wanted to have a party where everyone looked hideous, so in his infanite wisdom, he concluded the best way to do this was to have an 80's theme.

In the words of Ani DiFranco:
"...I'm so perplexed.
What was I thinking?
What will I think of next?
Where can I hide?"

(I'll take my irony points for being ashamed and
STILL posting it on the internet. Thank you.)